Confession of the day:
If I’m completely honest with myself, the only real problem I have with little kids zooming around stores with their stealthy “wheel shoes” (or whatever they are), is that I can’t do it, too.
And while I don’t have wheel shoes, I’ve decided to MacGyver my own version of impressive footwear by duct taping blinking flashlights to my feet.
You know, so they’ll know I, too, am cool.
Might even make ’em jealous.