That awkward moment the only thing holding you back from taking a shirtless selfie in the bathroom mirror is that the lighting sucks.
And that’s how I keep it “classy” around here.
That said, I’m not so classy that if any of the ladies want to send me shirtless selfies, I’d be, like, you know, totally ok with that.
Is what I was thinking about posting.
But then I decided not to.
Because I’m totally classy like that.