Wait for it…

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Life pro tip:

If you’re ever doing something and you don’t want it to seem like you’re making a lot of noise, just wait until a thunderstorm to do it.

Granted, you might have to wait a while, but this has the added benefit of teaching patience. And seriously, what’s so important you can’t wait until a thunderstorm?

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