I’m not sure how it works yet, but apparently this magnetic device is going to help me get a girlfriend.
I guess I just walk up with it, wave it around, and say, “I am the guy you’re looking for.” or something.
Or maybe I have to touch them with it.
Exact instructions unclear.
From the comments:
Robert: Seems legit… LoL
Julie: Uh. I’m a little confused me thinks. What kind of a girl are you looking for exactly? The packaging says “….retrieves objects up to 16 lbs.” 16 lbs?? O_o
Zero: Oh crap. I need the 100+ lb version!
Adrian: lol I’ll come bail you and Bill Dollar out after…whatever you do with that thing.
Prakash: Assuming sheer “animal magnetism” is what you are hoping for?
Zero: Oooh! You mean I could use this to capture bunnies!?