One of the staff is sweeping near me, “You want a cinnamon bun?”
“600 calories!? No way.”
“Not if you split it 3 ways.”
“Whaaat? I’m not sharing my cinnamon bun with anyone!”
He laughs, “Hey, I’m almost out of here. You know, it’s funny, it got busy when you came in and it’s stayed busy.”
“That’s because my milkshake brings all the customers to the yard.”
But really, it’s the weather. Because if I actually had a milkshake, it would be gone already. Screw what I said about calories. We’re talking about sweet, delicious milkshakes here.
RE: Kelis — Milkshake (video)