That awkward moment this girl you don’t know waves at you from a distance on her way out of the gym every few days.
I always wave back.
Because if she’s mistaking me for some other dude, I don’t want her to think that guy’s a jerk.
That’s right, I’m here to protect your reputation dudes.
At least until she closes in for a hug.
*No, I don’t actually mind hugs. I like them. It’s just better if I’m the one that you think you’re hugging (and not some other guy you’re mistaking me to be).