One of the staff is sweeping near me, “You want a cinnamon bun?”
“600 calories!? No way.”
“Not if you split it 3 ways.”
“Whaaat? I’m not sharing my cinnamon bun with anyone!”
He laughs, “Hey, I’m almost out of here. You know, it’s funny, it got busy when you came in and it’s stayed busy.”
“That’s because my milkshake brings all the customers to the yard.”
*laughing intensifies*
But really, it’s the weather. Because if I actually had a milkshake, it would be gone already. Screw what I said about calories. We’re talking about sweet, delicious milkshakes here.
Whenever I’m out in public and I see a guy who’s obviously enjoying spending time with his girlfriend, I always want to stop and ask where he got her and if they had any more left.
Once upon a time, I bought a razor with a battery in it. The battery makes the razor vibrate when I shave.
Because you need that.
More recently, I bought a toothbrush that does the same thing. But for teeth.
But whereas I’ve never replaced the battery in my razor (I shave every other day) — and it’s replaceable — the battery in my vibrating plaque attacker is not only not replaceable, I have to recharge it every few days.
That seems odd.
One battery lasts forever. The other not even close to forever.
At this point, I’m considering MacGyvering a toothbrush to my razor and using that as an all-in-one.
And also because my razor has a cool blue LED that makes it look futuristic — because you need that — and my plaque attacker has none.
What were they thinking? I don’t know.
What am I thinking?
Vibrating blue LED-featuring face-shaving plaque-attacking razor-toothbrushfor the win.
RE: Feel the vibration. Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch – Good Vibrations (video)