Walk up to cafe counter. Cashier greets me.
“Hi, Zero.”
“Hi!”
She hands me my coffee cup, “Is your name short for anything?”
“Yup. It’s short for infinity.”
She blinks…
“You know, Zero One Two Three… it never ends, it just keeps going forever.”
And finally she laughs. Which is good, because, believe or not, this was an answer I’d never given before.
New name material is always good.