I’ve come to the conclusion that the best way to leave your mark on the world is to buy a sharpie and scrawl your name (or handle) in an artistic — sometimes illegible — fashion on every available surface of any men’s room.
I just got the idea from a guy who was obviously inspired when he wrote the word, “Poot!”, multiple times on the walls, the mirrors, the paper towel dispenser, and the trash can of this particular cafe.
Although it’s invisible, you’ve somehow left your mark on me, too, Poot.
I will remember you always.
Or at least until I get some poot remover.