For those seeking a pain cream update — and I know that is an enormous number of you (like 2)…
I just applied ultra strength Bengay to my shoulder — and not only does it feel like my shoulder pain is being purged by the flames of the forge that was used to build the Hammer of Thor, it also smells delicious.
So that’s a win.
If my shoulder was bubblegum, it would be wintergreen flavored and I would totally chew it right now! Cannibalism be damned!
I dare say the smell alone is worth the $5 bucks.
I can’t wait to wear it at the gym to let everyone on the gym floor know how serious I am about working out.
Respect me and my sweet smell of pain relief!
RE: Hammer of Thor (Mjölnir)