Lowering expectations

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I thought of three more funny things to post today, but I’m not going to post them.

Because that would be too many funny things from me in a single day. And on a Saturday, to boot! O_o

I can’t be spouting out funny things all willy nilly. That would raise expectations. And then the volume of funny would need to go up.

And frankly, I’m not sure I can take that kind of pressure…

(Well, at least not until I’m getting paid for this. And then I will be as funny as you desire. But until then, I need to keep expectations low.)

So really, just don’t expect much from me and we will be JUST FINE.

Also, I didn’t write this to be funny.

So if you think it’s funny — even just a little bit — STOP THINKING IT’S FUNNY.

I’m serious. Stop it. (No, not you — the OTHER person. Yes, YOU. You are smiling).

Because if I inadvertently wrote this funny, then that means I thought of FOUR extra funny things today and I just used up one of them when I didn’t even mean to.

So this was definitely not funny.

Not even a little bit.

I see you still smiling. Stop it.

Smiling hours are between 9am and 3pm PST daily. Void on Saturdays and Sundays and where prohibited.

And if you’re in Australia… I don’t even know because you’re already like in the future.

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