As a result of all my toiletries being stolen this morning, I’m now taking scent suggestions for body wash, deodorant, shampoo, and shaving cream.
Oh yes, it’s time to reinvent my opposite sex olfactory attractiveness.
My former scent which still lingers…
“Hawkridge can never be owned; it can only be rented out to any man who desires the attention of a woman. This makes Hawkridge the winged landlord of all romantic conquest. But don’t worry, it’s one of those landlords that lives in outer space and never just “stops by” to make sure the refrigerator has been cleaned.”