"Nitro Blend"

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Dear parallel universe # 1,005,004,056

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My new pre-workout drink has what they refer to as a “Nitro Blend”.

I don’t know what that is. And they don’t want to seem to specify on the package.

But I can tell you that I feel like any second now I’m going to turn into Sonic the Hedgehog.

LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS!!!

Sadly, I’m still in the parking lot.

Hopefully, I won’t rip the doors off the hinges when I walk in… Although that would probably be the most badass thing I could do today.

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