The spider

So I’m about to go shoe shopping while wearing shorts because…

  1. I can’t be bothered.
  2. I figure if shoes look good on my naked hairy man legs, they will look good with anything I wear.
  3. It’s always fun to see what kind of looks I get. Especially when moonwalking across Macy’s shoe department. (That’s how you really know the shoes will fit).

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