Woke up.
*mental thought process*
“Hey, that feels better! I wonder if my calf was faking it? Let’s see if I can stand on it!”
Grumpy Calf says NO.
Screw you, Grumpy Calf. To compensate for lack of walking ability, I’m going to the gym especially early to look for sympathetic female athletes.
And this is how I meet the love of my life? That would make the MRI bill worth it…
Let’s go have fun…
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