I was going to be more funny just now, but it’s Friday (afternoon)… and only a few people read my posts on Friday.
I don’t have to tell you who you are, because if you are reading this and it’s Friday, then you are a Friday day reader.
But even if it’s not Friday when you read this — for example, it might be tomorrow (although that would technically mean it was “today” when you read it) — let me just say…
You, sir… or madam, are awesome.
In fact, if I may be so bold, I think you’re simply better than those other people. (Those other people being the ones who won’t ever in a million years read this post, no matter what day it is.)
Man, it must feel good being that awesome. Must feel real good.
You should pat yourself on the back. Or better, high five yourself… although I’m not quite sure how that’s done.
I guess that means clap? Yeah, clap yourself? O_o
Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone how silly you look clapping with yourself. It’s cool.
You’re cool. We’re cool.
Everything is cool here.