3:22 PM
Firs pos afer ooh exracion.
Feel like I’m missing somehing.
No sure wha.
From the comments:
Melinda: Tease. (I crack myself up.)
Zero: You have such a sharp mind.
Melinda: Ah yes, my biting wit. *collapses giggling*
3:41 PM
Well, the good news is that I can stop dreading having a tooth extracted.
And the bad news is that they have temporarily completely neutralized my right dimple.
How am I supposed to work my charms with only one dimple?
Inconceivable!
3:46 PM
I just communicated with a pharmacist (to get antibiotics & pain killer) without saying a word.
I feel like if I was ever to take a vow of silence, now might be a good time.
Heck, I’m already 20 minutes into it. Let’s see how long I can go…
3:52 PM
Not sure if my new vow of silence will hurt or help my pick up lines at the gym.
O_o
4:31 PM
I’ve read online dating profiles where women specify that their potential matches must have all their teeth.
It never actually concerned me until now.
Dammit!
I should’ve asked the doctor to let me keep my molar (so I could slide by on a technicality).
“Yeah, yeah, baby. I have all my teeth. Here’s one I like to keep in my pocket.”
4:54 PM
“I can’t help but notice you’re missing a molar.”
“Yeah, that’s my G.S.”
“Your what?”
“It’s where I like to keep my gum. My G.S. — my gum slot. It’s like a functional body enhancement. You know — storage.”
This is how I picture future conversations with potential mates going.
(I’d like to think the woman who finally gets me will tolerate my eccentricities)
5:27 PM
I’m going to leave a note under my pillow tonight requesting that the Tooth Fairy leave a receipt.
Tax deductible income for the win!
*May also ask if she’s single.
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