That awkward moment you’re watching your laundry like a hawk, because the last time you were at this particular laundromat, someone stole half a dozen of your gym shirts…
And if they were willing to steal 5+ year old sports apparel in which sweat & grime had long bonded with the shirt fibers at a subatomic level, you can be darn sure they’d want the shirts I replaced them with.
At this point in my journey, I’ve had 2 bikes stolen, 6 old gym shirts, a plastic water bottle cap (allegedly), a black dress sock, and a bag full of quarters.
There was also that recent attempt by someone to steal my catalytic converter while I was in my car. And that time someone tried to break into it, too.
Jeez.
At this point, I’m beginning to think that there must be something to this whole crime thing. I wonder if the benefits are good?
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