You should be a superhero.

Las Vegas traffic
Premature laughing condition is a serious condition.

Panera cashier — who asked me about my name earlier — hands me a refill of hotwater for my tea, “Here you go. Man, I still can’t believe your name is Zero. It seems like you should be a superhero or something.”

I didn’t want to give away my secret identity, so I just nodded and smiled.

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