That awkward moment you forget you were listening to music earlier…
…but your playlist ended an hour ago.
And now it’s like that part of your life, which was supposed to have awesome music, has no soundtrack!
Because some idiot forgot to hit play.
Well then… we’re definitely going to have to skip that part when they make my life into a movie.
The only alternative is to have Morgan Freeman do a voice-over during that time.
“And here we see Zero sitting at his laptop in a cafe where we’ve secretly replaced his regular coffee with dark, sparkling, decaffeinated Folger’s crystals. Will it be rich enough for our special guest?”
I could live with that.