What a drag…

Sixty-three cents
Sitting at a taco bar...


Man, it’s such a drag when girls try to start conversations with me when I’m at the gym.

“Yeah, it IS a nice day, but I’m here to work out, not socialize, honey.”


In other news, I’m still not meeting any women… Thinking about trying speed dating…

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