Walking through the red dot and circle shop with a cart. I decide to take a detour through the electronics section to more directly navigate to my goal.
One of the electronics staff mistakes this move as a prompt for help.
“Do you have a question, sir?”
Without stopping, “Uhhh, yeah. What’s the geometric density of mayonnaise?”
It doesn’t matter that my question made no sense.
He laughed.
I win.