The Macbook heist.

Cafe super hero.
Subway rock climber

College student sitting next to me at cafe:

“Excuse me, are you going to be here for a bit — like 15 minutes?”
“Can you watch my stuff? (sweet Macbook Pro, etc)”
Yup — But I’m going to steal it.
“That’s ok. As long as you will be here for 15 minutes.”

*He walks out*

So I can totally steal his stuff and not feel guilty, right? ;)

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