I see these guys carrying around gallon jugs of water at the gym. Of course, they don’t carry around towels to wipe off equipment, but you can be dang sure they’ve got their gallon jugs. And at first, I was like, “Mmmm. Yeah. That’s probably a bit… unnecessary.”
But then I realized it’s probably some sort of alpha male intimidation thing. You know what they say, “Big water container…”
So yeah, I want to get in on this! So I’m heading to Home Depot to find the biggest jug in existence!
And even if I have to wheel it into the gym on a dolly tomorrow, I will have the largest water container that anyone has ever seen! And all will be impressed by how crazy serious I am about hydration!
Oh yes, the jug wars have begun!
Muahahahaha!
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