Stake out

My cabbages!
The King of San Marcos


If my assumptions are correct, there is a growing vampire problem in San Marcos.

My proof?

Someone put this in the trash can outside the laundromat.

This is clearly a wooden stake.

And it is clearly a sign that someone is stashing stakes in discreet places around the area.

You know.
Just in case.


Read the comments on Facebook

From the comments:

Andrew: if it were a real problem, either a) it would have remained with the prior owner or b) the pointy end would be covered with remnants of a prior use.

Zero: It’s always good to have a weapons cache (was my thinking).

I mean, you can’t just go indiscriminately carrying wooden stakes around! O_O