Speedy Gonzales

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At the red dot and circle shop.
Cashier is ringing me up.

She’s fast. I say so.

“Wow. You’re so fast!”

“Thank you,” she laughs, “this is probably the only place where that’s a compliment.”


I only smiled because, I’ll admit, I didn’t know what she was talking about.

I started thinking about it on the way out… Where is finishing really quickly not a compliment?



So it is indeed possible.

This one time someone really did have a dirtier mind than me.

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