Saturday the 13th

The elephant in the room
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I’m not superstitious, but somewhere in an alternate universe, today — Saturday the 13th — is a really unlucky day for some people.

And in that universe, an infinite number of monkeys are currently typing out a screenplay about a LaCrosse mask wearing madman, named Michael Jordan, who terrorizes a small town by shrinking all the kids.

And it goes on to win an Oscar.

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