I think it’s important if you ever say to someone, “Let’s run away, together!”, to outline a plan in which both of you go in the same direction towards an agreed upon destination.
Because, seriously, if everyone just starts running willy-nilly, someone is bound to get left behind…
I mean, I run pretty fast.
And if you don’t know where I’m going, what are the odds you’re going to end up in
the same place at the same time?
Whoa. That awkward moment you realize that when people put, “Looking for someone who can keep up with me.” in their online dating profiles, that’s what they mean. O_O