Rise my army!

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Rise my army! It is time! Muahahaha!

We shall show these humans what it means to be ruled over!

We shall, once and for all– [what? The Atomizer Ray isn’t ready? What do you mean it isn’t ready? I’ve already started my speech! Whose fault is it this time? It’s… What do you mean it’s my fault? I explicitly told you… What? Wrong date? Oh. Well that would explain it. Ok then. As you were.]

Um, well, never mind, folks. Forget all this. Just a little joke. Nothing to see here.

Happy Monday.

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