1:03 am
That awkward moment when your subconscious mind kicks you out of a dream you’re having and sends you back to reality because it has deduced that what you supposedly just learned would be of some value to the real world. So you should share it.
Except something gets lost in the process and you wake up having absolutely no idea what it is you were supposed to say — and feeling very much like you just got kicked out of a party for being a nerd.
“Well, I’m sure it was important. I mean, my subconscious wouldn’t kick me out of a dream for no reason… Would it?”
No answer.
“Fine! I’ll post on Facebook about what you just did to me!”
No answer.
But at least now I feel like I did something.
Okay. Back to sleep.