That awkward moment when you’re at the gym and you trip on the padded floor mat and launch yourself forward towards the wall mirror — staring into your own eyes as you start to fall. Every ridiculous expression on your face staring back at you.
And all you can think is, “I’m far too sexy for this mirror.” ;)
And… “At least the floor is padded.”
That “too sexy for this mirror” line was for humor. What I really thought was, “How embarrassing this would be if I cracked the mirror with my head.”