Mary had a little lamb

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Mary had a little lamb.

It was delicious.

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Little Bo Peep lost her sheep.

Mary stole them.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Mary pushed him. He’d found out about her stealing sheep.

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Sally sells seashells by the sea shore.

She’s also Mary the sheep stealer’s friend.

She suspects nothing.

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Jack and Jill went up to the hill to fetch a pail of water.

They caught Mary red handed. She attacked Jack and broke his crown. And sent Jill tumbling after.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

Along came Jack and Jill screaming something about Mary being on a rampage after getting caught stealing Bo Peep’s sheep.

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