M.O.B.

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So I’ve been thinking and I need to come to a decision in a hurry… what kind of mail order bride should I order?

Read the comments on Facebook

From the comments:

Rachelle: Plastic.

Carrie: someone who can cook, laugh and watch your six like the best scout sniper available.

Jodi: I don’t think they can send those to a PO Box.

Zero: Maybe I could become a mail-order husband. I need to look into the pros and cons of both…

Heather: Mail order??? Have you seen the cost of shipping and handling these days?????????

Kelly: What’s the budget look like?

Drew Just make sure you don’t get a male order bride.

That’s a mistake I’ll never make again.

Terrence: Make sure there is return postage included …