Well, friends…
It’s been a rollercoaster ride these last few years.
We’ve laughed some. We’ve cried some.
And sometimes we’ve laughed at those who were crying, because some of us are mean.
Sometimes we’ve posted pictures of food.
Because it’s important for others to know what we are eating, are about to eat, or are just thinking about eating.
And we’ve gotten into complicated relationships (as if there is any other kind) and then ended them.
Because they were, well, complicated.
We’ve shared inspirational quotes attributed to the wrong people, and bogus medical breakthroughs and life tips that have no bearing in reality.
Because, hey, everyone else was doing it and “Accuracy doesn’t matter as long as people like what you’re sharing.” — Abraham Lincoln
And it was fun.
Except for all those times it was not.
But now, after 4 years of this, I think it’s finally time for me to start telling you when I’m heading to the bathroom.
BRB.