Saw a guy with a bumper sticker yesterday that said,
“If you can’t see my license plate, you’re too close.”
Now every time I get in my car and can’t see his license plate, I can’t help but think I’m pissing this guy off because I’m “too close”.
I think this guy has unrealistic expectations with regard to license plate visibility and the ocular acuity of the average human being.
There. It feels good to get that off my upper torso.