I'm big in Zagreb, Hrvatska.

You're not a zero.
Rant mode

Wow. A girl from Zagreb, Hrvatska wrote to me, “Spent yesterday reading your blog and enjoyed every minute of it.” — and I thought that might be an exaggeration, but um…pageviews for my blog yesterday were *double* what they normally are, but visitor count is about the same.

She really did spend the day reading my blog. *shocker!*

See the comments on Facebook.