Since the older, grouchy lady at one of my gyms has taken to making me re-sign in every time I enter the building — even when I say, “I’ll be right back” to make a quick 1 minute trip to my car — I now take a small amount of pleasure in telling her “I’ll be right back” when I leave the gym for the day.
I figure when you take into account the grand expanse of all of history, returning less than 1 Earth rotation later really isn’t all that much time…
But it is just enough time to make her wonder where I went.
And since she’s gonna make me re-sign in anyway — whether I return 1 minute or 1 day later — I might as well make it interesting for someone (mainly me).