Here's what's happening on Twitter

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Heightened auditory expectations


I get these daily email notifications for a Twitter account I don’t use.

They all have the subject: “Here’s what’s happening on Twitter”

Funny thing is, I already know — and always know — what’s happening on Twitter…

And this is it:

Millions upon millions of people talking about anything and everything at the same time.

Any attempt to state otherwise is simply someone’s interpretation of what’s happening on Twitter — and not an accurate representation of what’s really happening.

Now let me tell you about what I had for lunch! OH EM GEE! It was soooo good…

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