Green tea.

My virginity.
The best customer.

Manager at Panera who has seen me here many times — and my eating habits have come up many times:

“So what do you drink then, coffee?”
Well, I try to drink tea, mostly.
“Have you tried our green tea?”
I don’t think so — your green tea is sweetened and from a mix, right? I like your brewed teas.

[ Manager walks over with a cup he’s filled with green tea ] “Here, you should try it — a lot of people get addicted to it.”

Ringing in my ears…
(( (( (( “a lot of people get addicted to it” )) )) ))

I’m onto you Mr green tea pusher man!

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