Match.com first contact email from a woman in Denver, CO:
“I like your profile and photos. Maybe I will come to visit you in the future.”
This is the ENTIRE email, by the way.
Now, just for a moment, picture a guy writing this exact same message to a woman he’s never communicated with who lives 1,000 miles away.
“I like your profile and photos. Maybe I will come to visit you in the future.”
Kinda goes from nice to — crreeeeeeeeeeepppppyyyyy.
“Maybe I will come to visit you in the future.”
“Maybe I will come to visit you in the future.”
“MAYBE I WILL COME TO VISIT YOU IN THE FUTURE.”
“MUAHAHAHA!”
*coff* Um, yeah.