Female cashier is ringing up my item…
“How’s your day going so far?”
Pretty awesome. How’s yours?
“Awesome as well! And I’m out of here in 45 minutes.”
Oh. Excellent.
“So, do you have any fun plans for this weekend?”
Ummm — *thinking* — well, I have to go buy or make a cape and then pose with it in the desert.
“NIIIIIIIICE!”
*she hands me my item*
Thanks!
*I start heading for the door…”
She calls… “I wanna see that cape!”
*I laugh and then exit like a secret agent ninja*
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