Three times a week I work out at 24 Hour Fitness and then do cardio at Planet Fitness across the street (because reasons!).
Anyway, because it’s not my home club location, they make me sign in on a form. One of the questions is:
“The reason for your visit?”
So far, my reasons have included:
- Laundering money
- Search for Bigfoot
- The voices told me to
- That’s how I roll
- Accepted a bribe
No one has said anything. I don’t think they read the form.