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Black Friday

I just have to say, Earth is definitely my favorite planet so far. I love this place! What a vast array of really weird life forms.

Earth is awesome!

That said, I hope you don’t mind if I borrow your planet’s natural resources for a bit. And maybe some of your Earth women. And some elephants. A few tigers. Definitely some dogs. And some dolphins (or perhaps all of them).

Whoops. How did you get out,little guy? (Photograph courtesy Bristol Zoo Gardens)Oh, and I’ll be taking the aye-aye and duck-billed platypus back with me.

(There was a mix-up and those were only left by accident on my last visit.)

Anyway, yeah. Earth definitely has it going on.

Try not to break it.

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