Dental adventures (part 2.5)

Prognostication infatuation

1:54 PM

I may have failed to mention my dentist appointment coming up in 5 minutes.

But I feel it’s vital to tell you, because of my ongoing dental adventures (which I’m sure are a source of great joy for all of you – as they are for me) .

Today the dentist is going to take a mold of my teeth.

And the first thing I’m going to do when he shows me the mold, is break it and make him do it again.

Because it’s what I do.

Break molds.

Next up: Breads and cheeses!

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2:14 PM

Walk into the dentist’s office. The voice of angels (the office manager) sees me, waves, and gives me a funny look. But she’s helping someone else.

When they wrap up what they’re talking about, she offers him some water while he waits. She asks if I’d like some, too.

“Sure. Let’s do it!”

She comes back with water, and then, smiling…

“Zero! What are you doing here?”
“I don’t have an appointment today?” O_o

She sits and looks at her monitor, “I. Don’t. Think. So.”

“Well, I could swear I have an appointment on a Tuesday one of these days.”

“Let’s see. I have you down for a cleaning on a Tuesday in… August.”
“Did I time travel?”

“My appointment is tomorrow isn’t it? ”

Looking at her monitor, “Ummm. Yeaaaaah”, she says.

I nod, “Yeeeeeah.”

“I feel bad you drove an hour to get here.”
“Oh, don’t feel bad. Life is an adventure.”

“Would you like me to write your appointments down?”
“Yeah. Let’s do that. That sounds like a good idea.”

I take the slip of paper, “See? This is what I came for…” backing towards the door, “And the water. Thank you.”

“I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“It’s always a pleasure. See you tomorrow.”

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