In other news, did you know that pretty much all bananas available in stores today are genetic clones of each other?
Now you know why it’s felt like you’ve been eating the exact same banana over and over again your entire life. ‘Cause I know I have.
A phenomenon I like to refer to as “Banana Vu”.
Or, DBYLF (“Damn, banana, you look familiar!”)
*This is also why there are two “Na’s” in the word “banana”. Before they were cloned they were just called “Banas”.
Some of this is startlingly true.