Secrets to aging gracefully


I think I’m going to start a business that creates awards for things you shouldn’t get awards for.

That way whenever someone says, “I’m sorry they don’t give awards for [whatever it is]”, someone can say, “No, wait! I know this company…”

Or “Congratulations! You just won an award for being a major pain in the ass.”

Now I just need a business plan.

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