Skip to content

Zero Talking

Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences often presented in webcomic format.

  • ZeroDean.com
  • Home
  • About Zero
  • Content
    • Single-Panel Comics
    • Multi-Panel Comics
    • Reader Favorites
  • Random Post
  • Themes
    • Awkward moments
    • Bad pickup lines
    • Bill Dollar
    • Birds
    • Business Ideas
    • Cafe stories
    • Car Talk
    • Confessions
    • Day humor
    • Dear (somebody)
    • Dialogue (internal, external, or imaginary)
    • Encounters
    • Gym related
    • Laundry time
    • Minor Themes
    • Moolander
    • Muahahaha
    • My mutant powers
    • Play from words
    • Plucky
    • Stabby Joe
    • The name
    • Weird thoughts and genius ideas
    • When I have a family
    • Z33X

Come at me, bro

by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com
Dark humor
Emergency "management"

Drunk octopus and his friends want to fight me.

But I’ve been training for this moment all my life.

I run fast.

Octopuses run slow.

Especially drunk ones.

drunk-octopus-and-his-friends-want-to-fight-me-zero-dean

Read the comments on Facebook

Related:

  • The Art of Fighting Without Fighting

Re: Drunk Octopus (meme | Original: Reddit / Imgur)

Related

Categories Zero Talking Tags Snapshots, zero talking 2014
Post navigation
Emergency "management"
Dark humor
Lessons Learned from The Path Less Traveled Volume 1: Get motivated & overcome obstacles with courage, confidence & self-discipline

Today’s Top 10 Posts

  • I am chicken! Hear me cluck!
  • "Google is your friend."
  • False forecasts
  • Z33X
  • Silly typos, tricks are four kids
  • Valued guest
  • Amalgamate
  • Prognostication infatuation
  • Dear Life, I love you.
  • Stupid stuff
© 2021 Zero Talking • Built with GeneratePress
  • ZeroDean.com
  • Home
  • About Zero
  • Content
    • Single-Panel Comics
    • Multi-Panel Comics
    • Reader Favorites
  • Random Post
  • Themes
    • Awkward moments
    • Bad pickup lines
    • Bill Dollar
    • Birds
    • Business Ideas
    • Cafe stories
    • Car Talk
    • Confessions
    • Day humor
    • Dear (somebody)
    • Dialogue (internal, external, or imaginary)
    • Encounters
    • Gym related
    • Laundry time
    • Minor Themes
    • Moolander
    • Muahahaha
    • My mutant powers
    • Play from words
    • Plucky
    • Stabby Joe
    • The name
    • Weird thoughts and genius ideas
    • When I have a family
    • Z33X