Can I see your ID?

Target's polite conversation department.
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Cashier is ringing me up. She takes my card to swipe it…

“Will that be debit or credit?”

“Can I see your ID really fast?”

I pull out my ID and flash it really fast, making a whoosh whoosh noise.

*she laughs*

‘Would you like to see it again?’
“Yes, please.”

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