Zero Dean

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Zero Dean
by Zero Dean

4.3 star average

15 customer reviews
(4.3 out of 5 stars) | 7 answered questions

List Price: $1,000,000.00
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Each Zero Dean model is one-of-a-kind, but characteristics common between all models include:

  • Witty conversationalist. Likely to induce laughter
  • Fit physique with heavy weight bearing capabilities
  • Convenient opposable thumbs allow it to carry items with ease
  • Quickly refuel using items in your refrigerator
  • Comes with full change of clothing (shoes included)
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Product Information
Technical Details

  • Brand: Zero Dean
  • Model: Male
  • Item Weight: Approx 172-177 pounds (varies between one-of-a-kind models)
  • Product Dimensions: 31-32 inch waist x 5’9.5-5’10 inch height
  • Batteries: No batteries required
  • Exterior: Caucasian/Blond

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Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped worldwide. Please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues outside of the United States.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

4 stars“Mine came with dental issues. Quick email to customer service and they sent another one. New one works as described.” — JK

5 stars“If I had more money, I’d buy the Channing Tatum, but this one will do fine. Use this before bed, love it, no complaints yet!” — Lauren V.

4 stars“Mine has a tendency to steal my drink when I’m not looking. Gets along well with animals. Especially my dogs. Does dishes like a champion. Overall, very pleased.” — A.D.

1 star“Product description says “uses items in your refrigerator” but this item operates best on whole foods. No thanks.” — Sean K.

1 star“Was not as funny as I hoped. Sending back.” — James

2 stars“Save your money. Get the Matt Damon off that auction site. Practically the same thing but much cheaper and longer list of accomplishments.” — Ed

5 stars“Makes an excellent shopping companion! Also good in the shower. Wish I’d purchased sooner!” – Angela

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