Zero Dean
by Zero Dean
15 customer reviews (4.3 out of 5 stars) | 7 answered questions
List Price: $1,000,000.00
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Each Zero Dean model is one-of-a-kind, but characteristics common between all models include:
- Witty conversationalist. Likely to induce laughter
- Fit physique with heavy weight bearing capabilities
- Convenient opposable thumbs allow it to carry items with ease
- Quickly refuel using items in your refrigerator
- Comes with full change of clothing (shoes included)
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Product Information
Technical Details
- Brand: Zero Dean
- Model: Male
- Item Weight: Approx 172-177 pounds (varies between one-of-a-kind models)
- Product Dimensions: 31-32 inch waist x 5’9.5-5’10 inch height
- Batteries: No batteries required
- Exterior: Caucasian/Blond
Accessories (sold separately)
- 2002 Toyota 4Runner
- 15″ Notebook
- Mobile phone (4GLTE)
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Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped worldwide. Please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues outside of the United States.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
“Mine came with dental issues. Quick email to customer service and they sent another one. New one works as described.” — JK
“If I had more money, I’d buy the Channing Tatum, but this one will do fine. Use this before bed, love it, no complaints yet!” — Lauren V.
“Mine has a tendency to steal my drink when I’m not looking. Gets along well with animals. Especially my dogs. Does dishes like a champion. Overall, very pleased.” — A.D.
“Product description says “uses items in your refrigerator” but this item operates best on whole foods. No thanks.” — Sean K.
“Was not as funny as I hoped. Sending back.” — James
“Save your money. Get the Matt Damon off that auction site. Practically the same thing but much cheaper and longer list of accomplishments.” — Ed
“Makes an excellent shopping companion! Also good in the shower. Wish I’d purchased sooner!” – Angela
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