Almost confident things to say:
“When I walk into a room, that’s one more person in the room than there was before.”
“Baby, I will rock your globe.”
“Chicks dig how I’m not totally repulsive.”
“I’ve got moves like you’ve possibly seen, maybe on YouTube.”
“Dinner is on me tonight, baby. Sorry I spilled it.”
*Post sparked by the realization I had a thought that was only marginally confident. Then I wondered how someone could be “almost confident”. Like, you know, if that was possible. Yup.